PUBES ON UR FACE

WHEN I SEE THE GIRL I HATE

I’m like

But then she walks over and starts a conversation and I’m like

But the whole time I’m thinking

Then she finally walks away and I’m like

Then I see her talking to my boyfriend and I’m like

So I knock that bitch the fuck out and walk away like

Then the next day she comes up to me and apologizing like

And I’m like

WHEN I SEE MY EX 

I’m all like

He’s like

Then he walks off and I’m like

I see him and his new girlfriend and I’m like

Then she tries to start a conversation with me in front of her I’m like

In my head I’m like

She walks off then he walks off with her and he turns around be like

Then I’m just sitting there like

THE MAIN REASON WHY I HATE PIGEONS

TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY TITS BIATCH