I LIKE TRAINS

The first time you saw porn:

“Is this legal?!”

Now you’re just like:

^ my reaction to this gif below ^

CUTEST THING EVA

LMFAO TUB OF LARD 

After a haircut…

Expectation…

Reality…

OMG MY INSIDES EXPLODED WHEN I SAW THIS ^^^^^

When your microwave is counting down you try to accomplish at least one mission

so you’re scrambling around your kitchen like:

and when it gets down to 5 seconds your like:

so you try to hurry up as fast as you can and when you hear the buzzer you freeze like:

 

if you succeeded you’re like: 

if you failed you’re like:

Expectation:

Reality:

OMG I LMFAOD SO FREAKIN HARD AT THAT BAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

poor guy ):