The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
IM GONNA HAVE WHALE BABIES
WHAT THE SHIT
ooh look a new toy! lemme just touch - OH LORD HAVE MERCY
When people call my friends gorgeous and pretty and im just standing there like
KURT U SEXY BEAST <3 <3 LOL THIS IS SO CUTE
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and im just standing there like..
LMAO. THIS ^
lol i love the way ron is looking at harry
... what the actual fuck