Thursday, June 30, 2011

RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

When I get a creepy chain letter
at first it's all like...


then my imagination gets going and i'm like...
and after i'm like..



so there are all these mad people
 that go around like they sooo cool
 and they doin' what they do, hating on the world
 while i'm in the corner, promoting the most pathetic peace there is.


OMG I'M PREGNANT



When you see you're crush...
at first you're like....
 then they start talking to you, and you're like...
 and soon enough you're all...
 and if you're lucky, the guy will be like....
 but if you're me, you'll probably end up like...

TWIRIGHT ALL OVER AGAAAAIIN







Tuesday, June 28, 2011

MOFO

Teacher says take out your homework:

We had homework?

When your parents leave you in the car while they do something

and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like

How other teens dance:

how you and your friends dance

When someone says “I know who likes you”

At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOMG WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like


...um

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Monday, June 27, 2011

I WANNA GET IN UR PANTS

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lol tub of lard


damn O.o


modeling.

expert
rookie
me

On the last day of school

some people are like
and other people are like
and i’m just like

When people insult

My idol
My favorite song
My favorite movie
My teacher


This is the definition of fucking swag.
 


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Going to the bathroom at night

Normal people 
Me 
Then going back inside my room 
Normal people 
“Success”
Me 
“Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!”


Friday, June 24, 2011

ITS RAINING ITS POURING

Via bigadio:
Me Gusta Coke



 
 
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Mom says, “You’re grounded! NO COMPUTER!”
Normal teen’s reaction:
My reaction:
and then,


When I eat a huge meal:

“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later
 
 
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OMG ITS JASON LMFAOOOO